Page 14 of 27
I Think We Need an Out of Context Channel
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:24 am
by Gorth
[FROM Teri (OOC)]: this tracking business keeps leading to rp, too. She saw tracks going to emberlight and decided to get pants
[TO Teri (OOC)]: Those two things seem like they shouldn't be related. And they also make me want an Out of Context Channel.
[FROM Teri (OOC)]: hahaha
[FROM Teri (OOC)]: she decided to be nosy, but wanted to buy pants first in case of being spotted.
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:27 am
by Teri
Sometimes, you remove a robe thinking your character has pants on, and realize after wandering around town a while no, one is not wearing pants mid journey away.
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:51 am
by Gorth
[#WHO] * Bone just logged in. Let's get cracking.
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:19 pm
by Gorth
It was just so unexpected:
[quote]::SAY:: Tarron says, "I think I'd rock a dress pretty well."
You stare at Tarron.
::SAY:: Speaking to Tarron, Volinn says, "Right? Same."
Briallen looks at Tarron and bursts into tears!
Volinn snickers to himself.
[/quote
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:08 pm
by Gorth
[ESP-GRAY]: A river-blue entity exclaims, "Do you love flapjacks? Would you like some for free? Come to the commons in Shadgard and say "I love flapjacks!" for some free flapjacks!"
Speaking to you, Lark says, "It doesn't look like it's going to work."
Speaking to Lark, you amusedly say, "Apparently not."
Lark says, "Or flapjacks are out of style."
Spongebob Narator: Ten...minutes...later...
A short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes arrives from the south.
::SAY:: A short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes loudly exclaims, "I love flapjacks!"
Lark cheers!
Lark gets up off a bench.
Lark heads north.
Lark arrives from the north.
::EMOTE:: Herald breaks into a quiet fit of laughter. He nods his head to a short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes. "You've made the girl's day," he offers.
Lark offers to give some flapjacks topped with maple syrup to a short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes.
A short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes accepts Lark's offer and is now holding some flapjacks topped with maple syrup.
::EMOTE:: Lark glances over at Herald and nods enthusiastically. "I thought flapjacks were out of style!"
::EMOTE:: A short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes says with a grin before starting into the plate of flapjacks, "Much obliged, ma'am."
A short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes takes a bite of some flapjacks topped with maple syrup.
::SAY:: Lark exclaims, "Any time!"
::SAY:: A short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes says, "The day flapjacks go out of style in Shadgard is the day I don't put my badge back on."
[FROM Lark (OOC)]: D'aww. I got my own sheriff to come for flapjacks. This game sometimes.
You snicker to yourself.
Extra: Speaking to Lark, a short lean blond-haired sheriff with fair skin and thoughtful blue eyes says, "I sure appreciate that, thank you. Things have been relatively calm lately, so I'm just waitin' for whatever's brewing."
You heard the man, cause some trouble!
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:18 pm
by Teri
Daww, grinning reading 'loudly exclaims, "I love flapjacks!"'
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 6:43 pm
by Serity
You remove an average fey emerald (5076r) from the knitted dusky-gray wool drawstring pouch (open) you are wearing.
You put an average fey emerald (5076r) on a dark stained pine bar.
You cheerfully say, "That should be worth five thousand if you sell it. A fey, f-e-y, emerald."
Someone says, "What's that meant for? To... uh- pay me off by way of apology? S'fine, no need to worry."
You grin, "Hmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe. Leave it there, then, I'll pick it up later."
(some time later)
On the dark stained pine bar you see ...
a thick parchment package labeled "An Emerald's Journey" (closed)
You open a thick parchment package labeled "An Emerald's Journey".
In the thick parchment package labeled "An Emerald's Journey" you see ...
an earthworm (x2538)
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2022 1:15 am
by Gorth
Lionel arrives from the northwest.
Lionel nods.
You stare at Lionel.
Volinn stares at Lionel.
::SAY:: Lionel says, "Thank you."
You point at Lionel.
::SAY:: You exclaim, "Bed!"
::SAY:: Volinn exclaims, "Go!"
::SAY:: Sarah says, "... To."
::EMOTE:: Maya holds in her laugh. It's a fight.
Lionel laughs!
::SAY:: Lionel exclaims, "Good night, my heroes!"
Lionel heads northwest.
Volinn laughs!
::EMOTE:: Maya fails to hold in her laugh any longer.
Horses and group shenanigans
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:34 am
by Teri
Sarah exclaims, "Ladies!"
Sarah raises her hand.
Sarah heads down a road.
Sarah arrives.
Sarah exclaims, "What the hell!"
Sarah stares at a shaggy gray horse with a thick tousled mane.
Sarah leaves Pigeon's group.
Pigeon laughs!
Sarah stares.
Pigeon disbands her group.
Sarah exclaims, "Good night!"
Sarah heads down a road.
1 horse follows.
Pigeon points at a rust-red chicken.
Pigeon says, "That's Despair."
Volinn arrives.
You eye a rust-red chicken speculatively.
Volinn points at a shaggy gray horse with a thick tousled mane.
Volinn exclaims, "You!"
With obvious effort, Volinn climbs up onto the back of a shaggy gray horse with a thick tousled
mane.
Pigeon snickers.
Pigeon exclaims, "I am the best horse thief!"
name chicken as despair
You will now recall a rust-red chicken as Despair.
Volinn snorts
Snowball Cannon
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:47 pm
by Teri
[Snow Fort] (OOC) (OutUr) Late Afternoon, Freezing, Clear, Calm
You are stuck in a snow fort. There doesn't seem to be any way out. Sucka.
The area is mostly quiet.
Also here:
a snow spectre (floating)
Obvious paths: none.
The constant subtle murmur of subdued voices fades from your mind.
Snow swirls around a snow spectre, the myriad flakes condensing into a large snowball.
A large snowball surges toward you! Ranged(d10099):7944 vs Dodge(d331(-5+[1]x)):57 = 7887 (78%)
0 cold damage (0%) (left hand, gloves)
>>Eng E:500 B:0 Enc:3 Mrl:+3.22 Ntr:52% Sit Exp:0%
Snow swirls around a snow spectre, the myriad flakes condensing into a large snowball.
A large snowball surges toward you! Ranged(d10099):2193 vs Dodge(d331(-5x)):20 = 2173 (21%)
0 cold damage (0%) (right arm, vambraces)
hide
You can't do that while sitting down.
>>Eng E:500 B:0 Enc:3 Mrl:+3.22 Ntr:52% Sit Exp:0%
stand
hide
You stand up.
Roundtime: 1 second.
>>RT:1 Eng E:500 B:0 Enc:3 Mrl:+3.22 Ntr:52% Exp:0%
[Roundtime finished.]
Snow swirls around a snow spectre, the myriad flakes condensing into a large snowball.
A large snowball surges toward you! Ranged(d10099):5449 vs Dodge(d331):219 = 5230 (51%)
0 cold damage (0%) (chest, vest)
You can't do that now! You're under attack!
>>Eng E:500 B:0 Enc:3 Mrl:+3.22 Ntr:52% Exp:0%
snicker
You snicker.
>>Eng E:500 B:0 Enc:3 Mrl:+3.22 Ntr:52% Exp:0%
Snow swirls around a snow spectre, the myriad flakes condensing into a large snowball.
A large snowball surges toward you! Ranged(d10099):7548 vs Dodge(d331):233 = 7315 (72%)
0 cold damage (0%) (left arm, vambraces)
hide
You can't do that now! You're under attack!
>>Eng E:500 B:0 Enc:3 Mrl:+3.22 Ntr:52% Exp:0%