Funny stuff thread

[Frisbee]

?Hreidun? arrives.
Speaking to a skein of yellow-orange sheep wool yarn (bundled:40), ?Hreidun? thoughtfully says (muffled by a mask), "Might be easier to fend attacks with something other than."
You laugh!
?Hreidun? says (muffled by a mask), "Ah well, this."
?Hreidun? waves her skein of yellow-orange sheep wool yarn (bundled:40) around.
Adelina giggles!
Speaking to ?Hreidun?, Adelina asks, "Tie them up?"
?Hreidun? laughs!
?Hreidun? thoughtfully says (muffled by a mask), "Mayhaps."

[Gorth]

You don't see anything on the corpse of man with fair skin and dark green eyes that you'd be capable of skinning.

[Navi]

I'm just imagining the soft tinkling of one lone coin tossed out from an absent-eyed crowd, followed by awkward silence.
[Shadgard, Town Commons] (cart tracks) Late Afternoon, Mild
You also notice a wooden storage crate (open), some wanted posters hung on the Town Hall, a wooden trash barrel, a large post board, and some copper steam pipe conduits.
Obvious paths: west, north, east, south, a modest storage annex, the Town Hall.
(You will continue to silently repeat this action until you specifically stop or are otherwise prevented from continuing.)
You begin to observe the crowd, listening for common conversation topics and getting a sense for the current mood ...
Several people appear to be shaking their heads as they listen to their peers.
You've learned about all you can regarding the crowd's current mood and story reception.
You begin telling a tale of conflict.
You continue your tale, weaving the element of hope into the story.
You continue your tale, weaving the element of mystery into the story.
You continue your tale, weaving the element of history into the story.
You finish your tale, ending on a note of betrayal.
There doesn't seem to have been much reaction to the storytelling, but at least there wasn't any negative response.
You receive tips in the amount of 1 riln.
[+1 riln, but you had nowhere to store it! A tiny pile of silver riln has been placed on the ground.]
[Shadgard, Town Commons] (cart tracks) Late Afternoon, Mild, Clear, Calm
A #statue of a robed woman stands here in a circular plaza of earthen-hued cobblestones. Two circles of wooden #benches have been placed around the plaza, one running the outer circumference of the plaza and facing inward, the other circling the base of the #statue and facing outward. The plaza serves as a popular place for townsfolk to meet, visit and do business. A well-maintained road of cobblestones heads southward, while dirt paths lead to other sections of the town. On the north side of the plaza lies the Town #Hall, a modest storage #annex affixed to the east side of the building.
There is a small crowd of people here. The area is somewhat noisy.
The area is warmed by some steam radiators.
You also notice a wooden storage crate (open), some wanted posters hung on the Town Hall, a wooden trash barrel, a large post board, some copper steam pipe conduits, and a tiny pile of silver riln.
Obvious paths: west, north, east, south, a modest storage annex, the Town Hall.

[Delphine]

(I was having a particularly unpleasant morning IRL on the day this happened, so I just wanted to thank the GM involved for giving me a good chuckle.)

The same pair of bandits sit by the campfire, eating some roasted meat. "Come on though, better get back to patrol. Hrolf should be out there, but didn't see him on the last sweep. Wonder where he got to."

You think to yourself, "Hrolf. What a stupid name. I wonder if he's one of the fellows I've been stabbing."

You spring from your hiding place!
A lean bandit is surprised!
You jab at a lean bandit with your iron stiletto!

A lean bandit no longer appears surprised.

You crouch and sweep a leg at a lean bandit!
The sweep connects, hooking a lean bandit's leg out from under him!
A lean bandit falls to the ground!
A lean bandit is staggered!

You jab at a lean bandit with your iron stiletto!
Piercing strike driven clean into the chest. Shish-ka-bandit. *mortal*

[Bandit Camp, Makeshift Hut] (InDt) Mild
It is definitely dryer and warmer inside this makeshift hut and the occupant has obviously done their best to make it more comfortable. A pile of furs for bedding lie to one side in the cleared dirt away from the draped deer pelt that serves as a door in an attempt to offer some privacy. There is even a desk, with paperwork and a map laid out over it, along with a matching chair that looks out of place in the otherwise rough surroundings.
The area is mostly quiet.
You also notice a flat-topped ash coffer (closed), a crude pine-hafted copper handaxe (damaged), a crude oak round shield (damaged), and the corpse of a lean bandit.
Obvious exits: out.



@ *

Cerise squints down at the corpse, wondering aloud, "Are *you* Hrolf?"

You experience a sudden flash of insight, as though you have an increased understanding of who you are.

[Teri]

I'm cackling. Thanks for sharing that.

[Serity]

A light ebony coydog potters into the commons, threading its way through the small crowd of people.
Nearing Maya, it circles around her practically slumbering form and gives her a sniff. Once it finds a
spot it likes, it lifts a hind leg and proceeds to urinate loudly and brazenly on one of the bench legs
while it simply stares out at everyone else. Its business done, it trots off again.

A light ebony coydog heads east.

[artus]

Forgot to post this one when it happened a week or two ago. Now's the time. Enjoy guys.

You exclaim, "Now I wanna see the walking threeee! bleh walking tr...tree, stupid tongue!"
Drathin laughs!
Sierra laughs!
Drathin says, "And I thought I was crazy."
Speaking to Sierra, you ask, "How did the tongue twister yesterday go again?"
Drathin grins at you.
Sierra rubs her chin thoughtfully.
Sierra says, "Which one."
Sierra says, "The first or second."
You say, "The blah blah blah blah ara."
Sierra laughs!
Drathin laughs!
You say, "I remember just barbara, the rest is blah blah blah to me."
Drathin grins.
Drathin laughs!
You laugh!
Sierra says, "Barba ara bar ara araba bara rabbarbara."
You snort.
Drathin cackles!
Drathin grins.
You cackle!
You say, "Blah blah blah blah ara."
Sierra giggles!
Drathin doubles over as he continues to laugh out loud.
Sierra cackles!
You say, "And I thought fasa tongue twister was bad..."
Drathin laughs!
You cackle!
Drathin says, "Oh no, it seems this one is much worse."
Sierra laughs!
Drathin cackles!
Artus cackles uncontrolably, almost toppling off his own chair.
Sierra says, "I messed it up that time."
Drathin exclaims, "Oh no even worse!"
Drathin laughs!
You say, "I'm just gonna tell people faewyr has a tongue twister that goes blah blah blah blah blah ara."
Sierra correctses, "Barbara ara bar ara araba bara rabbarbara."
When you next speak, your speech will be: tease.
Your tone on next speech will be playfully.
Speaking to Sierra, you playfully tease, "Blah blah blah blah ara."
Sierra says, "Thats how its actually said."
Drathin doubles over once more in a heavy fit of laughter.
Speaking to you, Sierra says, "Close enough."
Sierra giggles!
You ask, "What? blah blah blah blah ara?"
You say, "Oh good, now that's how they say it."
Sierra laughs!
Drathin looks up from his laughter attempting to speak but failing. "O...oh dear, This is too f...funny." he says as he continues to laugh.
Artus grins widely but then grids his teeth to suppress a fit of laughter.
Sierra says, "Do you remember the other one."
You ask, "Uh, how does it go again?"
Drathin laughs!
Drathin says, "Oh no, not again."
Drathin grins.
You laugh!
Sierra says, "Hnodri i nodri verdur ad vedri bo sidar verdi."
Drathin says, "OH dear, I can only imagine how he shall get it."
Drathin laughs!
Drathin grins.
Sierra laughs!
Artus tests, "nhorhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr something dri.
Drathin cackles!
Drathin asks, "See?"
Sierra laughs!
Artus gives up in a disastorously failure.
Sierra says, "I love watching you try to say these phrases."
You exclaim, "Bleh bleh bleh bleh, my tongue's not gonna work properly after this!"
Sierra giggles!
Drathin asks, "Cute isn't it?"
Drathin grins.
Drathin laughs!
Sierra says, "It is."
You laugh!
Speaking to Sierra, you say, "Well, coming from a bouncy bundle of cuteness."
Sierra slowly says, "Hnodri i nodri verdur ad vedri bo sidar verdi."
Artus snorts and grins.st logged out.
Sierra beams softly.
Nhodri...", Artus starts carefully, "i, nh....bleh whatever!"
Drathin grins.
Drathin cackles!
[TO Sierra (OOC)]: me and raptor's players are both laughing like hell ooc
Drathin grips his stomach in pain as he continues to laugh.
[TO Sierra (OOC)]: drathin's player
Drathin says, "Oh dear, too funny,."
Artus chokes on his saliva as he tries to suppress his laughter to no avail.
Speaking to Drathin, Sierra says, "That one means... the clouds in the north will become weather, even if it'll take a while."
Speaking to Sierra, Drathin asks, "OH, is that faewyr language?"
Sierra nods.
Drathin says, "Beautiful tongue."
Sierra smiles.
You tease, "Beautifla blah blah blah tongue."
Drathin cackles!
Sierra falls over from laughter.

[Serity]

?Hreidun? pokes Crispus in the side.
Crispus leaps skyward about 3 feet as he's poked, despite his apparent placidity.
A sturdy black mule gets up off a bench.

[Frisbee]

Speaking to an inscribed papyrus document labeled "Cadfael's Research", Orion says, "Oh gods, you. Oh, gods...."
Orion exclaims, "Not you!"
You laugh!
Orion waves his parchment document around.
Orion says, "You."

[Teri]

Giggling terribly

[ESP-GRAY]: A bisque entity exclaims, "Hello! Is this thing working? Hello?!"

[ESP-GRAY]: A topaz-yellow entity says, "Hello."

[ESP-GRAY]: An indigo entity says, "Yes, but you needn't be so loud."

[ESP-GRAY] * A brief pulse of the color Eucalyptus flickers at the edge of your mind's eye. *
[ESP-GRAY]: A bisque entity says, "So these things do work. Wonderful. Just what I need, more
voices in my head."
[ESP-GRAY]: A eucalyptus entity hesitantly says, "Greetings, soup creature."