Funny stuff thread

[Delphine]

Speaking to you, Taliaferro asks, "How are you at venery?"

Cerise stares at Taliaferro. "I... what?"

Sarah laughs!

Cerise slowly says, "That means sex where I'm from but I'm hoping you don't mean it that way."

Taliaferro laughs!

Taliaferro says, "Sorry. It DOES mean that, yes. It also means hunting."

Taliaferro says, "Language is funny."

[Frisbee]

Adelina sits down deliberately on the floor. So uncivilized.
Lionel says, "Adelina. Chair."
Adelina stands up.
Adelina sits down on a rough-carved pine chair.
Lionel says, "Adelina. Better chair."
Adelina gets up off a rough-carved pine chair.
Adelina sits down on an ornately-carved chair upholstered with plush carmine cushions.
Lionel nods.

[Frisbee]

You say, "Sorry. Bloody tumbler."
Sera says, "Bloody? Tumblers are great fun."
You say, "Mm."
Sera says, "Though I can practically do them without looking at this point."
The lock on a decrepit wood lockbox (closed) turns under the pressure of your copper tension wrench (scuffed) and opens with a satisfying *click*!
You stop picking the lock on a decrepit wood lockbox (closed).
Sera applauds.
Roland says, "Didn't know pickin locks be brutal if it be bloody."
You exclaim, "Finally!"
Speaking to Roland, you say, "It's just a saying."
Sera says, "Oh, picking locks can hurt."
Sera asks, "Needles?"
Sera asks, "In a dangerous area?"
Sera says, "Tempting death right there, that is."
You confirm, "Needles."
Sera offers to give a round piece of emberberry candy to Lizette.
Roland says, "And those traps I saw that snaps shut... if yer finger be close teh it."
You nod.
You carefully inspect a polished maple lockbox (closed) for traps ...
Nothing seems off about the lock at first, but once you get the correct angle and lighting you notice a series of crystalline beads along the back of the inside casing, etched with tiny glyphs.
You figure you could try to disarm the trap, now that you've gotten a look at it.
Roland opens up an etched maple lockbox and collects a small pile of silver riln from it, then tosses the empty lockbox into a wooden trash barrel.
You say, "And, this..."
You inhale sharply.
Lizette winces.
Sera says, "Mhm. A lockbox is scrap metal if you trip a snap trap."
(You will continue to silently repeat this action until you specifically stop or are otherwise prevented from continuing.)
You insert your steel lockpick (damaged) into the lock on a polished maple lockbox and begin feeling around for what type of mechanism it might be ...
You stop picking the lock on a polished maple lockbox (closed).
** The area is shrouded in complete darkness. **
You have triggered a trap!
All light in the area seems drawn toward a polished maple lockbox (closed)! Soon the area has gone completely dark.
You say, "Oops."
A (2434) voice says, "Yep."
A (2544) voice says, "Considering the comment made just beforehand..."
You exclaim, "I did that by complete accident. Sorry!"
A (2544) voice asks, "Was that really accidental?"
A (2366) voice exclaims, "That happened!"
** The area is no longer shrouded in complete darkness. **

[Frisbee]

** Brrr! It's cold! You should probably find warmth or shelter soon. **
3 cold damage (60%) (neck)
3 cold damage (60%) (right leg)
3 cold damage (60%) (left leg)
You feel fully rested.
Faye stretches.
Horatio looks down at his armour and mutters something under his breath.
Roen shoves his mittened hands under his armpits, brow furrowing. He glances aside at Faye. "You stretch a great deal. Is that how you remain warm while Horatio appears to be freezing."
Speaking to Roen, Faye wonders, "Maybe? I've never really thought about it."
Speaking to Roen, Faye says, "It just feels nice, is all."
Roen looks you over with a thoughtful expression.
You ponder, "Interesting. A habit worth creating, perhaps."

[silly]

You remove an inscribed parchment letter labeled "I will find you" from on a small round pine table.
You attach an inscribed papyrus label that reads "I told you" to an inscribed parchment letter labeled "I will find you".

[Delphine]

Avan takes a bite of an emberberry pie.

Avan absolutely did not just take a bite from the whole pie like some kind of barbarian.

Avan drops an emberberry pie.

[Teri]

I forgot to post this. A few weeks ago my chair disappeared and my character received a letter over night and spent a while searching town for it

Hreidun,

I've grown weary of people sitting on me, day in and day out. I have withdrawn to the deepest,
darkest hole I can find in order to contemplate my revenge. Unfortunately, my legs are too short and
stubby to carry me far, or I would leave this dusty old town altogether.

Wishing you all the best,

Comfiest Throne of Darkness

P.S. No one you know is responsible for this. It was all my own decision.

[artus]

You remove a length of sinew from the heavy leather backpack (open) you are wearing.
You put a length of sinew into your heavy leather backpack (open).
[TO Sin (OOC)]: get my sin, stow sin, crush sin
[TO Sin (OOC)]: cute.
You remove a partially-crushed length of sinew from the heavy leather backpack (open) you are wearing.
You can't (or at least probably shouldn't) crush a tall fit copper-red-haired youthful woman with fair skin and hazel eyes.
[TO Sin (OOC)]: and then instead of typing crush my sin, i typed crush sin and, "You can't (or at least probably shouldn't) crush a tall fit copper-red-haired youthful woman with fair skin and hazel eyes."
[FROM Sin (OOC)]: rofl

[Frisbee]

Sarah tsks to herself and shrugs at the trader she was conversing with. she turns to smile at the trio of people she knows, then at Fahima.
Fahima just left.

[nobody]

An assistant introduces a burly small-eyed woman with matted coal-hued hair to you as Bambi and assigns you to tend her wounds.

Bambi is more ripped than I remember.