Funny stuff thread

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MojoM
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Was tweaking some settings on a chat output. I can only imagine how this would be perceived by others IC.
You nod.
You say,
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
You say,
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
You say,
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
You say,
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
You say, "1234567891011121314151617181920."
You say,
"123456789022345678903334567890444456789055555678906666667890."
You say,
"123456789022345678903334567890444456789
055555678906666667890."
You say,
"12345678902234567890333456789
044445678905555567890666666789
0."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog12345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog12345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy
dog12345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy
dog12345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog12345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog123456789012345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog123456789012345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy
dog123456789012345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
123456789012345678901234567890."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 90."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 90."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 90."
You say, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 90."
You say, "This thought does not exist. Pay no mind."
[ESP-GRAY]: A REDACTED entity says, "This thought does not exist. Pay no mind."
[ESP-GRAY]: A REDACTED entity says, "I was going to say exactly that. But I
didn't."
[ESP-GRAY]: A REDACTED entity says, "Hum."
[ESP-GRAY]: A REDACTED entity exclaims, "That was confusing, but I guess I
didn't hear it!"
[ESP-GRAY]: A REDACTED entity says, "No, you certainly did not."
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On the inexpertly-constructed table you see ...
an aspen crow effigy
an aspen dove effigy
an aspen owl effigy
Felt vaguely unsettled when I saw these, and it took me a minute to figure out why.
A black entity asks, "What goal is that?"
A sunset-orange entity says, "Gettin you to take a bath."
A black entity says, "I look forward to one of these boxes blowing up in your face."
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You insert your steel lockpick into the lock on a polished cherrywood coffer and begin feeling around for what type of mechanism it might be ...
A damaged bedroom door (open) opens.
A damaged bedroom door (closed) closes.
Something about this happening out in a dangerous area made me laugh. Appreciate the professional courtesy in just quietly closing the door again and leaving me to it, whoever you were.
A black entity asks, "What goal is that?"
A sunset-orange entity says, "Gettin you to take a bath."
A black entity says, "I look forward to one of these boxes blowing up in your face."
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The post worker shuffles through some papers for a few moments, then informs you of your incoming mail waiting to be picked up:

1: a worn-down stress stone (weight: 0.20) sent ('04-13-23 02:44',)

You may retrieve an item by number.

retrieve 1
A post worker hands you a worn-down stress stone from behind the desk.

l stone
You take a closer look at a worn-down stress stone that you are holding ...
The stone is black and polished all around except for one area where it has been worn down into a groove. It looks like a thumb could be easily slide back and forth in the groove.

You think to yourself, "Ha! Who sent me a stress stone? Well. I could use it. At the very least, it could probably be used to bash someone's head in. That would certainly destress me."

[OOC: You have been granted the OOC postname title of: the ever-practical]
You think to yourself, "I am surrounded by idiots and petulant children."

You experience a sudden flash of insight, as though you have an increased understanding of who you are.
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You need both hands to wield your ash-hafted heavy steel polehammer! Put away your soap first.
- Karjus

Speaking to you, XYZ says, "Never bother to wash it. It gets dirty again anyway."
Speaking to XYZ, you say, "I hope you don't treat your ass the same way."
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Also here: (many people), (npc)an old muscled blacksmith, and Black (heavily-armored, carrying a polehammer).
name black as severino
You will now recall Black as Severino.
Using your hands, you work at washing a wash basin at a wash basin.
A wash basin is now clean.
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An old muscled blacksmith [Fellborn] paces a little as he says, "For those who do not know me, I work on anything fashioned from metal. Jewelry, mugs, to weapons and armor."
Lemuel offers to give you a fine oak cudgel.
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[api] <Rias (DEV)> You see ?Rilulth?. She is wearing a gray hoodie sweater over a fancy champagne dress.

Rilulth
Perfect
Also the fix didn't work

[api] <Rias (DEV)> You're just trying to get me to put on a dress in order to test it
[api] <Rilulth (Event Staff)> You can just spy on me!
[api] <Rias (DEV)> No!
[api] <Rias (DEV)> Ansarian can
We're trying to fix dresses. It's not going well.
tulpa —
If we ever get player housing, Mistralite houseshares are going to be full of this stuff. "Damnit who let the thousand-year old angry venomous moths out of their velvet pouch again?"
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Belladana exclaims, "I cant attack rias with horror!"
Gorth gets up off a squashy armchair.
Bella can't swim.
You are now targetting Rias.
You condense the emotions of a hundred songs and tales of horror into a single Word, directing it at Rias! Off(d237(2+[1]x)):164 vs Def(d100):83 = 81 (34%)
Rias appears worried.
Rias flees through a portal leading back into the game world in fear!
Speaking to Belladana, Firesong exclaims, "The horror!"
You cackle!
wander without wanting, thrust into lands unknown. the shadows shift and change, and the worlds with them.
I'm not a soldier but I'm fighting
Can you hear me through the silence?
I won't give up 'cause there will be a day
We'll meet again
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Briallen says, "I do not. I enjoy it very much, especially when I get to see such impressive holes in a man."
...
Briallen says, "Right that sounded creepy. that's not what I meant."
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