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Delphine
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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When you're playing a stealthy and you get pinned down, while in stealth, and your hunting partner can't quite figure out just where he misplaced you.
Black heads northwest, riding Mourn.
You follow Black.

You notice a bandit herald glance your way as you enter.

A bandit herald faces you and speaks a strange word, filling your mind with a sense of wonder!
Your mind is overwhelmed with feelings of wonder, leaving you mesmerized!

Black heads west, riding Mourn.
You were unable to follow Black.

[HIDDEN] Avd E:500 B:5 Enc:1 Mrl:+4.46 Ntr:69% Exp:25%

Black arrives from the west, riding Mourn, carrying a polehammer.

Black heads west, riding Mourn.
You were unable to follow Black.

A bandit herald faces you and speaks a strange word, dredging up feelings of horror!
Your mind is overwhelmed with feelings of supernatural horror!
You cower in fear!

Black arrives from the west, riding Mourn, carrying a polehammer.

[HIDDEN] Avd E:500 B:5 Enc:1 Mrl:+4.46 Ntr:69% Exp:25%

Black heads southeast, riding Mourn.
You were unable to follow Black.

A bandit herald circles around you warily, looking for an opportunity to strike.
a bandit herald manages to improve his balance and position.

Black arrives from the southeast, riding Mourn, carrying a polehammer.

You are driven from your hiding spot!

A bandit herald swings a longsword at you, feinting high!
You fall for the ruse, moving to avoid a blow that never came!

[Balance -10]

Black heads west, riding Mourn.
You were unable to follow Black.

A bandit herald helps a bandit brawler maneuver in to make an attack!
You are shaken out of your stupor!

Black arrives from the west, riding Mourn, carrying a polehammer.
You think to yourself, "I am surrounded by idiots and petulant children."

You experience a sudden flash of insight, as though you have an increased understanding of who you are.
Frisbee
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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I think this is the longest, most difficult to say string of words that this game has ever thrown at me. Though I did help it along.
You attach an inscribed papyrus label that reads "Public Bulletin Book" to a heavy leather-bound book with a ribbon bookmark.
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
Kalista
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This all came about by a mention of bringing weapons to the ball.

You lightly quip, "It's a bloody brawl, not a bloody ball. in fact, I am hoping the ball does not turn bloody at all. for, if it did, it would end up being a bloody ball, instead of a bloody brawl."
Serity
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Faye comes back up the staircase, passing ((Aloise)) and slipping over to a towering decorated
spruce tree, to reach up and put a hanging white glass snowflake as high as she can reach.

You hang a hanging white glass snowflake on the wall.
(because 'hang snowflake on tree' syntax is invalid)

((Aloise)) removes a hanging white glass snowflake from the wall.

((Aloise)) offers to give a hanging white glass snowflake to Mira.
Absolutely crushed.
Rilulth
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Serity wrote: Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:26 pm
Faye comes back up the staircase, passing ((Aloise)) and slipping over to a towering decorated
spruce tree, to reach up and put a hanging white glass snowflake as high as she can reach.

You hang a hanging white glass snowflake on the wall.
(because 'hang snowflake on tree' syntax is invalid)

((Aloise)) removes a hanging white glass snowflake from the wall.

((Aloise)) offers to give a hanging white glass snowflake to Mira.
Absolutely crushed.
It wasn't intentional! I had triggers set to hand to next person. I even put it back and took it down again XD
tulpa —
If we ever get player housing, Mistralite houseshares are going to be full of this stuff. "Damnit who let the thousand-year old angry venomous moths out of their velvet pouch again?"
TheCacklackian
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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((Event Staff Ansarian)) takes a bite of a masterwork fine-carved ebonwood
cane with a giant, exquisite cut diamond cap, finishing it off.
Frisbee
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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I know this isn't how best to use an emote, per se, but the self-deprecating nature of the whole thing made me chuckle.
Speaking to you, Lionel says, "Sarah, It's just as she said. It's been a hell of a week."
Lionel says, "Or two, or three. I've lost count."
?Hreidun? nods in agreement.
Sarah looks intent on perhaps splitting her shoes in half with the power of staring at them.
Speaking to himself, Baki randomly counts, "One...two, mm t..three, f..four!"
Pigeon looks a little startled at Bali's sudden mathematical prowess.
Baki echoes after random conversation with something that makes no sense, let alone relevant.
Lionel smiles at Baki.
Pigeon was looking at Baki, of course. Bali is long ago, and in another country. And besides, the wench is dead.
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
Frisbee
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Thank you to Silly and her character for... whatever this was, and to the rest for bearing with us. I enjoy little fun instances of innocent weirdness such as this one.
?Nicco? arrives.
?Nicco? 's eyes dart around, taking in the crowd.
Zakalwe waves with perhaps exaggerated courtesy to ?Nicco?.
Suzy salutes.
?Nicco? plainly asks, "Blue?"
Raju smiles.
Sarah flashes a most brilliant smile up at ?Nicco?, then busies herself with noisily sorting some nails that are strewn about the surface of a large battered old desk.
?Aili? gets a most polite and welcoming look on her face.
Raju says, "Yes, it me."
Zakalwe sits down on a long wide bench.
?Aili? sits down on a long wide bench.
?Nicco? glances at Zakalwe, nodding in vague recognition.
Raju asks, "Let me give a try?"
?Nicco? nods to Raju.
You eagerly murmur, "No, no, that's got to go... there, yes, and..."
?Aili? gets up off a long wide bench.
Sarah lets a nail roll off the surface off the desk and drop to the ground with the most dramatic little *clink* noise.
?Nicco? transfers (some lockboxes) from a knitted light-brown wool tote to the ground.
?Aili? grabs the pie off the desk.
?Aili? cuts off a slice of her emberberry pie with her fine iron knife (keen-edged).
?Aili? puts an emberberry pie on a large battered old desk.
Raju carefully inspects a faded poplar lockbox (closed) ...
You take a few moments to look over some nails thoughtfully.
?Aili? takes a bite of a slice of emberberry pie, finishing it off.
?Nicco? shifts his weight, balancing on the balls of his feet.
Sarah hastily retrieves her fallen nail, then takes a few in her hand and begins shaking them around.
Zakalwe glances from Sarah to Suzy.
?Aili? smiles to herself contentedly as she chews her slice.
Suzy holds a hand to her mouth, not quite hiding the grin forming there. Her attention is fixed on Sarah, with the occasional glance toward the locksmith and his charge.
Sarah lets out another determined little, "Yes." Then she begins building a rectangle with her nails, making sure to punctuate placing each one of them down with a rather loud *clunk* of metal against wood.
Speaking to you, ?Aili? suddenly asks, "No, no -- you're doing it wrong! My gods, what sort of system are you following with these?"
?Aili? gets up off a long wide bench.
?Aili? shakes her head and tsks softly.
You stare.
?Aili? asks, "..oh, you aren't sorting them?"
Speaking to ?Aili?, you surprisedly say, "Oh, no, no, how am I supposed..."
Zakalwe looks mildly baffled, glancing from one person to another.
You shift your weight back and forth.
?Nicco? continues to survey the room from under the brim of his umber wide-brimmed tarruk fur hat, occasionally watching Sarah, Suzy, and Zakalwe intensely.
Sarah looks positively pannicky.
Speaking to you, ?Aili? softly says, "Here, I'll show you. Not to worry at all."
Sarah sighs in relief and reaches under her cap to wipe her brow.
Zakalwe glances from the nails to ?Nicco?, watching him with a similar intensity.
?Aili? wastes no time in utterly destroying the beginnings of Sarah's rectangle, as she grabs a handful of nails-- too many nails. Half of them crash to the floor again.
?Aili? says, "Er... oh... dear. Now they're all ovr the place."
Zakalwe dolefully says, "Best pick them up."
Sarah lets loose with a delighted little laugh and an exclamation of, "That's it!" Then she follows suit, sweeping the entire remaining handful off the desk and senging them flying.
You successfully transferred the following from a large battered old desk to the ground:
some nails
(1 item(s) total)
Zakalwe stares between ?Aili? and Sarah.
Suzy giggles quietly to herself.
?Aili? nods, bending down to do just that. She stops halfway, though, staring at Sarah in absolute disbelief. Like she's been insulted.
Speaking to ?Aili?, you cheerfully ask, "Isn't this what you just showed me?"
Speaking to you, ?Aili? surprisedly stammers, "Y-you --. NO, that was an accident..."
Zakalwe turns to look at Suzy.
You phlegmatically say, "Oh, dear, dear. It's all right, I'll clean up! I've done this before. Not to worry."
You nod emphatically.
?Aili? disappointedly says, "Okay. Okay..."
At this point box opening is finished.
Raju heaved a sigh of relief and said afterward "ah, I was doubtful before. Thank god it worked.
Sarah begins skipping around the warehouse and emphatically picking up each nail and placing it on the desk. She weaves around ?Nicco?'s boxes with vigour as she does so.
You successfully transferred the following from the ground to a large battered old desk:
some nails
(1 item(s) total)
Speaking to Raju, Zakalwe says, "Well done. Now you're entitled to twenty percent of his earnings. A tidy enough profit, I'd surmise."
Suzy leans toward Zakalwe and whispers something.
Speaking to Raju, ?Nicco? plainly says, "I'll be back with your cut."
?Aili? nods toward some nails, acknowledging it.
You gleefully exclaim, "Well done, Raju!"
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
Gorth
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Suzy dresses her right hand with a white linen bandage (bundled:8).
** Suzy falls unconscious!
Suzy remains standing!
You dress Suzy's left hand with a white linen bandage (bundled:2).

Also here: (npc)NotMyRealHorse'sName (ridden by yourself) and Suzy (group Second, severely wounded, exhausted, lying down, heavily-armored, carrying a warmaul, riding NotHerRealHorse'sName, bloody, sweaty).
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artus
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by artus »

This one made me smile super hard.:)
While having a funny ooc command stacking test with Rias, this silliness happened:

((DEV Rias)) says, "If you want to send Rias cookies, you should ;jump."
((DEV Rias)) says, "Dang."
You laugh!
((DEV Rias)) says, "THat one didn't work."
You say, "You messed up."
((DEV Rias)) says, "If you want to send Rias cookies, you should ;jump up and down."
You jump. Whee!
You jump. Whee!
((DEV Rias)) exclaims, "THere!"
You grin.
You say, "No cookie for you."
((DEV Rias)) says, "Aw."
You stick out your tongue.
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