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Maina
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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A Liberi bulwark has been defeated.


[Roundtime finished.]

Cast at whom?

>>Avd E:330 B:0 Enc:1 Mrl:+3.50 Ntr:37% (nnn) Guarded bloody Exp:116%

You say, "Thankfully no assassins yet."
>>Avd E:325 B:0 Enc:1 Mrl:+3.50 Ntr:37% (nnn) Guarded bloody Exp:116%

Neyah urges her charger into a charge!
A Liberi infiltrator is driven from hiding!
silly
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My best OOC fail

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My character receives the following letter:

My very dear Miss Meirgin,
I am in recpt of yr Report of the Transactions of the Meeting at Mistveil. It is very well delineated, & drawn, I make no Doubt, from Life, & I admire it extremely. It is perhaps a little too obsure & symbolic, though, & I wonder if you might augment & clarify this picture of the Pussy & bird with some elucidating Words.
I am
Yr mo obt &c.
TALIAFERRO.

Naturally, she's confused. So she asks him about it.

Taliaferro shows his inscribed parchment letter labeled "Meeting notes + Nora's account" to you.
Something for writing on.
You read an inscribed parchment letter labeled "Meeting notes" (Common Letters):
Hastily drawn on this page is a kitten nuzzling its head against a baby bird.
Using your hands, you work at washing a wash basin at a wash basin.
A wash basin is now clean.
Prism
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Re: My best OOC fail

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silly wrote: Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:01 am My character receives the following letter:

My very dear Miss Meirgin,
I am in recpt of yr Report of the Transactions of the Meeting at Mistveil. It is very well delineated, & drawn, I make no Doubt, from Life, & I admire it extremely. It is perhaps a little too obsure & symbolic, though, & I wonder if you might augment & clarify this picture of the Pussy & bird with some elucidating Words.
I am
Yr mo obt &c.
TALIAFERRO.

Naturally, she's confused. So she asks him about it.

Taliaferro shows his inscribed parchment letter labeled "Meeting notes + Nora's account" to you.
Something for writing on.
You read an inscribed parchment letter labeled "Meeting notes" (Common Letters):
Hastily drawn on this page is a kitten nuzzling its head against a baby bird.
You make me laugh on a regular basis more often than a lot of people. But this is another level. I laughed really, really hard at this. Not like, snored of amusement. I’m talking like… Full on stupid person laughter. Thank you so much
"The sky, above the clouds; A rainbow that fate has devoured
I gave up Hope
But I'm not going to be lost tomorrow; Even if it is hell
I'm gonna' crawl. "
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Re: My best OOC fail

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Prism wrote: Mon Oct 31, 2022 11:21 pm
silly wrote: Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:01 am My character receives the following letter:

My very dear Miss Meirgin,
I am in recpt of yr Report of the Transactions of the Meeting at Mistveil. It is very well delineated, & drawn, I make no Doubt, from Life, & I admire it extremely. It is perhaps a little too obsure & symbolic, though, & I wonder if you might augment & clarify this picture of the Pussy & bird with some elucidating Words.
I am
Yr mo obt &c.
TALIAFERRO.

Naturally, she's confused. So she asks him about it.

Taliaferro shows his inscribed parchment letter labeled "Meeting notes + Nora's account" to you.
Something for writing on.
You read an inscribed parchment letter labeled "Meeting notes" (Common Letters):
Hastily drawn on this page is a kitten nuzzling its head against a baby bird.
You make me laugh on a regular basis more often than a lot of people. But this is another level. I laughed really, really hard at this. Not like, snored of amusement. I’m talking like… Full on stupid person laughter. Thank you so much
I believe I witness the ic reaction on the network of her learning, as well.
[ESP-GRAY]: A verdant entity puzzledly says, "What? Oh no."
I laughed a lot, I'm sorry silly.
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Paraphrased but it made me chuckle.

Ursun: I'm not a bandit. It isn't like I robbed a merchant wagon.
Black: Well, you technically kind of did.
Ursun: Bah!
- Karjus

Speaking to you, XYZ says, "Never bother to wash it. It gets dirty again anyway."
Speaking to XYZ, you say, "I hope you don't treat your ass the same way."
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Navi »

Wanted to immortalize this forever. Seems to encapsulate the dynamic that exists among the staff. <3
@Fellborn
@Rias so what sort of death scene are you thinking for the Coydog when I dust my hands off Shadgard?
Rias Today at 4:47 PM
You also notice the corpse of ((Event Staff Fellborn)) (thoroughly-chewed-upon).
Also here: a light ebony coydog (panting happily).
Something like that is about how I see it going.
wander without wanting, thrust into lands unknown. the shadows shift and change, and the worlds with them.
I'm not a soldier but I'm fighting
Can you hear me through the silence?
I won't give up 'cause there will be a day
We'll meet again
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Kordelia lets out a barely audible, faint whistle, peering into the gloom for any signs of their furry friend.
Bianca says, "No he left shadgard too."
Cerise arrives from the southeast.

That... is not who I was looking for...
"The sea is emotion incarnate. It loves, hates, and weeps. It defies all attempts to capture it with words and rejects all shackles. No matter what you say about it, there is always that which you can't." — Christopher Paolini
Frisbee
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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The context for this is that everyone was being OOC after a lovely in-game meeting had concluded.

Rias says, "One of these days we'll have an OOC Beach Party just for fun, like we did in CLOK. I miss those little dorky OOC events."
Speaking to Rias, Elrond says, "Ooh, that'd be fun."
Tessa hugs Rias.
Chariot exclaims, "Omfg I was never there!"
Elrond smiles at Rias.
Chariot exclaims, "Not even when I was on Clok!"
Rias says, "It was really early CLOK. We did all sorts of silly stuff."
Chariot says, "No no, flag race."
Lexx nods to Rias.
Darkangel exclaims, "Sadly, i was never around during those events, so, looking forward to it!"
Speaking to Rias, Lexx says, "There were rabbits sometimes."
Rias says, "Oh man, I need to bring that rabbit back."
Speaking to Rias, Chariot says, "Aww, clok baby. I was like...13 when Clok was live lol."
Lexx agrees with Rias.
Rias says, "Attack it and it'd do umpteen bite damage to your neck."
Teri blinks.
Lexx snickers.
Darkangel dreamily asks, "Can we have rabbits here?"
Lexx oldly complains, "Back in my day, you used to try to attack the rabbit in Shadgard for food. And it killed you!"
Teri says (muffled by a mask), "I know someone who would like rabbits. Even murder ones."
You agree with Teri.
Teri snickers at Lexx.
Chariot says, "The most epic days ever."
Speaking to Lexx, Eugor says, "Eh, what's up doc."
Chariot laughs!
You say, "Oldly is my new favourite tone."
Speaking to Darkangel, Chariot says, "The best that can happen was...wait wait."
Lexx chortles.
Teri says (muffled by a mask), "Well, I've had colonists dye to a turtle biting them in Rimworld. Animals are deadly."
Lexx oldly complains, "And Nootau ran around the place dropping ash clouds throughout the entire Shadgard Canyon, all while wearing full heavy armor!"
Lexx shakes a fist.
An evil fluffy white bunny because fluffy bunnies are evil just arrived.
Eugor leans toward Rias and whispers something.
You exclaim, "Ooooh!"
Chariot laughs at an evil fluffy white bunny because fluffy bunnies are evil!
You smile quietly to yourself.
Lexx chortles.
Chariot exclaims, "Aww!"
Maina says, "I miss ash clouds."
Eugor says, "Uh, its noun is fluffy."
You say, "Can we..."
You get up off a squashy armchair.
Eugor says, "That's pretty adoribleh."
Chariot says, "I hate ash cloud."
That might not be such a good idea.
Maina says, "We need a fluffy bunny mob that drops ash clouds."
Chariot exclaims, "It's a bugged npc!"
Rias says, "That's a weird bug. Hrm."
You exclaim, "It's not letting me pet it!"
Speaking to Rias, Lexx says, "It's too powerful for this world."
Chariot laughs!
Chariot says, "Bugsbunny."
You laugh at Chariot!
Chariot looks at an evil fluffy white bunny because fluffy bunnies are evil, rolling his shoulders and neck.
Speaking to an evil fluffy white bunny because fluffy bunnies are evil, Chariot says, "You suck."
Rias says, "Ah well. One more reason bunnies are evil."
Lexx ominously intones, "You've brought something far too powerful through the Way of Dreams, from a bygone world."
Chariot laughs!
** an evil fluffy white bunny because fluffy bunnies are evil falls unconscious!
An evil fluffy white bunny because fluffy bunnies are evil has been defeated.
Chariot asks, "I miss ic...oops?"
Rias disposes of the corpse of an evil fluffy white bunny because fluffy bunnies are evil.
You exclaim, "Oh no!"
Bonehead laughs!
Chariot exclaims, "Noooo! Bad rias!"
Chariot sniffles.
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Teri »

This set of rolls amused me and filled me with dismay.

You struggle against your catch in an attempt to reel it in! Roll(d110):1 vs Def(d133):1 = 0 (0%)
It's getting away!
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
Prism
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Prism »

Was looking through my prayer (JUSTICE) log and found this absolute gem that I must've copied and pasted for quick reference.

ask Fwyeh about verungnr
Fwyeh doesn't seem too interested in talking about that.
OH YOU DAMN RIGHT SHE AIN'T INTERESTED IN TALKIN' 'BOUT DAT. SHE SCURRED. SUCKAAAAAAAA

#VodrGang #VerungnrGang #Stormy #Blessed
"The sky, above the clouds; A rainbow that fate has devoured
I gave up Hope
But I'm not going to be lost tomorrow; Even if it is hell
I'm gonna' crawl. "
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