Funny stuff thread

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artus
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Using your pine-handled scrub brush, you work at washing an inscribed paper sheet at a primitive unwalled well of clear water.
Your inscribed paper sheet is now clean.

I'm not sure how that paper survived such abuse, but it's readable and in tact, as of now. Uh well, the mage's magic.
artus
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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A Liberi mythweaver faces you and speaks a strange word, dredging up feelings of horror!
Your mind is overwhelmed with feelings of supernatural horror!
<Sanity -5>
You find yourself unable to move from this spot!

Me ooc: uh, thanks for making my job of killing you faster by making fleeing impossible. I don't want to flee anyway.

You loose an arrow at a Liberi mythweaver with your longbow!
** The arrow streaks through the air with unbelievable speed! **
32 puncture damage (chest)
Piercing strike driven clean into the chest. Shish-ka-mythweaver. *mortal*
A Liberi mythweaver has been defeated.

Normal occurance. But today's one made me crack up for some reason.
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