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Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:48 pm
by Navi
Klepto to the very end.
A small boulder hurtles toward you!
<<<PLUGINATOR!>>>{'roundtime': 0, 'traveltime': 0, 'exp_bucket': 74, 'morale': 4.25, 'nutrition': 0, 'balance': -2, 'energy_current': 33, 'energy_max': 500, 'encumbrance': 0, 'risk': 0, 'sanity': 100, 'armor_level': 0, 'wound_head': 0, 'wound_neck': 39, 'wound_back': 0, 'wound_chest': 80, 'wound_abdomen': 0, 'wound_right_arm': 0, 'wound_left_arm': 10, 'wound_right_hand': 0, 'wound_left_hand': 0, 'wound_right_leg': 98, 'wound_left_leg': 91, 'wound_right_foot': 28, 'wound_left_foot': 0}<<</PLUGINATOR!>>>
Ranged(d700):359 vs Dodge(d458(-7+[1]x)):154 = 205 (29%)
** The world around you goes black as you fall unconscious!
31 crush damage (left arm)
[Quickpocket! 5 sec. Target: a fjelbeist]
You can't do that while unconscious.
You continue to bleed from your chest, right leg, and left leg.
You can't do that while unconscious.
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 11:15 am
by rocode
[#QUESTION] <Rocode> What is a good
riln sink to invest into besides a
horse/cart?
[#QUESTION] <Eugor> A horse.
[#QUESTION] <Serity> A horse.
Thanks guys.
Long live Mistargetting, Once Again
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:43 pm
by Frisbee
Lionel asks, "Pie?"
Lionel cuts off a slice of his emberberry pie with his copper knife.
Lionel puts a slice of emberberry pie on a square pine table.
Lionel cuts off a slice of his emberberry pie with his copper knife.
You say, "Well, what would you have done, if you were in my place? yes, and thank you."
Lionel puts a slice of emberberry pie on a square pine table.
You remove a copper hinge-piece from in a pine toolshed (open).
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:01 pm
by rocode
A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin just arrived.
An assistant introduces a plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin to [Redacted] for medical treatment.
[Redacted] tends a plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin's right foot wound with some thick gray
unguent.
A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin lies down on a thick canvas cot.
A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin thanks [Redacted] for medical treatment and pays [Redacted] some riln.
A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin left.
Now that is some fast service!
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 1:52 am
by Teri
I laughed stupidly
[ESP-GRAY]: An orange-red entity says, "Lounging about the estate, communing with the hens."
Hreidun leans sideways on a rough-carved pine bench with a yawn before startling aware, blinking at
Pigeon's words.
Speaking to you, Zaeed jokes, "We're hens, now."
Pigeon grins at Zaeed.
You slowly say, "No, I'm the fox."
You grin slowly.
You remove an exquisite enigmatic vulpine mask from the thick leather back-pouch (open) you are
wearing.
Zaeed laughs!
You put an exquisite enigmatic vulpine mask on your head.
Pigeon says, "Hee. Fox among the pigeons."
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:22 am
by Frisbee
My turn to laugh stupidly.
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Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:01 pm
by Gorth
Sometimes they just don't work out well for you. The ball was too much for his brain:
?Hreidun? tosses a copper oval leather ball to Ursun.
A spectacular catch!
Ursun gets up off a knitted fine lily-white wool blanket.
::EMOTE:: Maya tries to bounce an oval leather ball. Considering it's both oval and on sand, it really doesn't work well. At all. She loses it.
Ursun tosses a copper oval leather ball up in the air and catches it again.
You drop an oval leather ball.
Ursun tosses a copper oval leather ball up in the air and catches it again.
[TO Ursun (OOC)]: Syntax is toss right to <target>
Ursun drools.
Ursun grunts.
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 1:10 pm
by Navi
@Serity
i fed two of tarueka's rooms into openAI (just outside the farmhouse, and just inside the farmhouse) and then typed go east and it spit this up [Tarueka Farmhouse, Kitchen] (InUr) Sweltering hot The kitchen is in complete disarray. Cabinets are overturned, drawers are hanging out, and the floor is littered with broken dishes. The only thing that remains intact is the large stove in the corner. The area is mostly quiet. The area is warmed by some steamstalk fungal mounds. You also notice some steamstalk fungal mounds. Obvious exits: west, out. (for comparison, the actual kitchen is 1n1w and has a desc of Kitchen cupboards have been left open and stripped completely bare. The countertops are covered in grime and claw marks. Overall, it looks like the place is quite the fixer-upper.) we've entered the era of AI-generated mud areas. if rias just added this to the game i don't think i would even know it was made by a robot (edited)
tulpa Today at 3:06 PM
'Quite the fixer-upper' is vile phrasing. I have no wish to play a MUD with estate agent lingo in the descs
3:06 PM
Nice try, Mister Ay Eye
Serity Today at 3:07 PM
fixer-upper is the actual game
tulpa Today at 3:07 PM
Oh, kill it. Burn it with fire!
Serity Today at 3:07 PM
it already was, it's tarueka (edited)
Eugor Today at 3:07 PM
This should go in the For Humor board LOL
Re: Funny stuff thread
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:31 pm
by Wish
Remilia notes, "And She's holding my vambraces hostage. This is now a hostage situation."
Who ya gonna call?
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:16 pm
by Teri
Ursun: Aphraen is Prime Immortal. Like Rias says, Moon God needs more love
Marcuson: Aphraen is just a Warrior doing their thing. Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?
Ursun: This man just called a Prime Immortal a Ghost Buster
Terimort: Nethrim and spooky eldritch stuff sorta counts as ghosts
Ursun This man just called a Prime Immortal a Ghost Buster
Marcuson: BUT HE IS!
Marcuson: Don't tell Rias I said this!
(I immediately responded with I was going to share this when I got the chance.)