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saladbowl
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"Ah. I hold an idea." Roenwallon claps his hands.

?Hreidun? asks (muffled by a mask), "Hm?"

Florenza glances at you.

Speaking to you, Florenza says, "I think you just killed your idea."
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Teri
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You pat Roen on the back.

Roen pats himself on the back.

Sarah says, "I will try to interpret it. Correctly."

Florenza pats Roen on the back.

Sarah gives into peer pressure, giving Roen a pat on the back as well.
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
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Brat removes a wide-brimmed bluestem wicker hat from hir calf-high brown leather boots.

Brat blinks.

Brat glances surreptitiously about the area.

Brat puts a wide-brimmed bluestem wicker hat on hir head.
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
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[ESP-GRAY]: A rawhide-brown entity asks, "Artus! Are ya married yet?
[ESP-GRAY]: A deep-mauve entity asks, "Anyone got a spare knife i can borrow?"
Lost Lands marriages. They never last.
A black entity asks, "What goal is that?"
A sunset-orange entity says, "Gettin you to take a bath."
A black entity says, "I look forward to one of these boxes blowing up in your face."
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Black turns the key of a sealed yew box and an eerie haunting tune plays.

Black dryly says, "How ruddy mysterious."
You think to yourself, "I am surrounded by idiots and petulant children."

You experience a sudden flash of insight, as though you have an increased understanding of who you are.
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[#GMCHAT] <Rias (DEV)> All right, need to get up early tomorrow, so heading to bed.
[#GMCHAT] <Rias (DEV)> Don't break anything!
(lots of angry red error alerts)
[#GMCHAT] <Fellborn (Event Staff)> I broke something
[#GMCHAT] <Rias (DEV)> YOU HAD ONE JOB
<Rias> PUT ON PANTS
<Fellborn> NO
Vaelin
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You swing at a Liberi colossus with your steel polehammer!
93 puncture damage (76%) (chest, breastplate)
Piercing strike driven clean into the chest. Shish-ka-colossus. *mortal*
A Liberi colossus has been defeated.
A Liberi colossus is staggered!
A Liberi colossus remains standing!
(Insert appropriate smiley)
Navi
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Praise the all mighty RNG. Extra humor for anybody who saw the rolls at the encountered described.
You remove a 6-sided granite die from the thick leather back-pouch (open) you are wearing.
You pray:
Whatever great power which held the bite of that blade away from my neck earlier while I was defenseless and completely vulnerable, thank you. I leave this di here to honor you.
You can't do that while sitting down.
You quietly get to your feet, taking care not to reveal yourself in the process.
[Roundtime finished.]
You give your 6-sided granite die a quick shake and toss, resulting in a roll of 6.
You smile to yourself in the shadows.
You take a moment to find a place to hide your 6-sided granite die in the area, with the hope others won't stumble across it.
wander without wanting, thrust into lands unknown. the shadows shift and change, and the worlds with them.
I'm not a soldier but I'm fighting
Can you hear me through the silence?
I won't give up 'cause there will be a day
We'll meet again
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Avan bobs his head and then considers his options. He nods firmly. "We'll start to the west."
Avan heads east.
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
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This was from the Discord. The context is absent, which I'm hoping makes this even funnier than it was.
Baako Today at 4:52 PM
wwwoow, pease ignore that
4:52 PM
what the hell happened there.
Gorth Today at 4:52 PM
@baako what did you type? Jesus.
Baako Today at 4:53 PM
I targeted my shemagh, I don't know how it got the horse out of that.
wander without wanting, thrust into lands unknown. the shadows shift and change, and the worlds with them.
I'm not a soldier but I'm fighting
Can you hear me through the silence?
I won't give up 'cause there will be a day
We'll meet again
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