Funny stuff thread

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Frisbee
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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This whole thing just made me laugh like an idiot.
Pigeon smiles sidelong at Sarah, looking a little less distressed.
Pigeon says, "Thank you, Zaeed."
Pigeon smiles at Zaeed.
Sarah returns Pigeon's smile, and moves over to pat her on the shoulder-- Or however high she can reach.
Zaeed smiles at a small cedar peg.
[FROM Pigeon (OOC)]: Hee - elbow pats are very comforting!
Zaeed smiles at Pigeon.
Zaeed didnt smile at the peg, not at all.
[TO Pigeon (OOC)]: lol. Sorry, we're a little too tiny, here.
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
rocode
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Context: First meeting with the new RAISE command to request to speak next.
::SAY:: Rias says, "I just need to decide who to delegate the categorization to for the commands
list."

Saladbowl raises his hand.

::SAY:: Speaking to Saladbowl, Rias exclaims, "You're hired!"

Saladbowl lowers his hand.
Later on in discord:
Welcome Saladbowl. Say hi!
— Today at 3:20 PM

[3:21 PM] rocode: @Saladbowl It's too late, you still have the job
[3:22 PM] Saladbowl: theologically inclined expletive
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Teri
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Gorth lowers her shoulder and charges at Prism!
The tackle connects!
Prism remains standing!
Prism says, "Awww."

Prism says, "HAH."

Prism high fives himself.
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
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Teri
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ooc arena

Post by Teri »

Ooc arena shenanigans
You ask, "For uh, science. Can someone kill me?"
Saladbowl puts his fine iron-hilted engraved riversteel longsword (keen-edged) in his sun-bearing
leather scabbard.

Prism turns to face Saladbowl.

Prism bows to Saladbowl.

Saladbowl removes a fine iron dagger (keen-edged) from his leather dagger sheath.

Saladbowl glances at you.


You nod.

Saladbowl puts his fine iron dagger (keen-edged) in his leather dagger sheath.

Gorth waves at Frisbee.

Saladbowl removes a fine iron-hilted engraved riversteel longsword (keen-edged) from his sun-bearing
leather scabbard.

Saladbowl slings a pine round shield over his shoulder.

Speaking to you, Saladbowl says, "Kneel, infidel."

Frisbee says, "Oop I've intruded into a meeting."

Marcuson waves at Frisbee.


You kneel down.


You snicker.


Marcuson moves to guard you from attack.


Speaking to Marcuson, you say, "I asked to die for science."


Marcuson stops guarding you.

Speaking to Marcuson, Saladbowl says, "DO NOT INTERRUPT OUR RIGHTFUL EXECUTION."

Marcuson says, "Oh."



Saladbowl says, "BURN WITCH."


(A few rounds of circles, attacks, shield bash and dirt kick)

** The world around you goes black as you fall unconscious!

You can't do that while unconscious.


l
You are no longer staggered.

Saladbowl slashes at you with his riversteel longsword!
127 slash damage (neck)
Head nearly shorn from shoulders. *mortal*



A pair of medics run in, heave you onto a stretcher, and haul you off to be resuscitated.

[OOC Infirmary Bed] (OOC) (InUr) Mild
The bed is comfy, but you're better now. You should get back out there.
The area is completely silent.
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
rocode
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Chilling in the infirmary when...
::MOVEMENT:: [Redacted] arrives.
You nod to [Redacted] in greeting.
[Redacted] hands you 5 riln.
::SAY:: [Redacted] says, "Man 25."
::EMOTE:: You tilt your head quizzically.
::SAY:: [Redacted] says, "Um, sorry."
::SAY:: [Redacted] says, "I apologize, I didn't mean to do that."
::MOVEMENT:: [Redacted] heads out.
It was so unexpected I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you, whoever that was.
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Teri
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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You thrust at an infested vagrant with your flint javelin! Melee(d120):1 vs Dodge(d103(-9x)):2 = -1
(0%)
dodged!
(energy -5)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.


You thrust at an infested vagrant with your flint javelin! Melee(d120):0 vs Dodge(d103(-4x)):13 =
-13 (-10%)
dodged!
(energy -5)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
merin
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by merin »

After helping to unlock a ridiculously large amount of boxes, the end is in sight, and then this happens:
(You say, "I can see the floor.")
Itztli nods to you.
[Roundtime finished.]
You set to work on disarming the needle trap on a battered beech lockbox (closed) ...
You have triggered a trap!
Ouch!! Something sharp just pricked your hand! A tingling sensation courses up your arm as the world around you grows foggy and dim ...
Your movements are slow and lethargic.
Roundtime: 10 seconds.
You fall to the ground!
Charlae stops picking the lock on a beaten sandalwood lockbox (closed) as a soft *click* can be heard from within.
Itztli glances at you and winces.
(Charlae says, "Now he can really see the floor.")
Frisbee
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The Importance of Good Communication

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Speaking to Suzy, Siya says, "Ummm.."
Speaking to Suzy, Siya exclaims, "Yes!"
Suzy confusedly says, "...yes."
Siya gives Suzy a hopeful smile.
You echo, "Yes."
Siya giggles at you!
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
Gorth
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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::SAY:: Speaking to Sarah, Charlae dubious asks, "A surprise?"
::SAY:: Charlae says, "Hold on."
Charlae heads north.
::SAY:: Speaking to a lump of charcoal (bundled:83), Sarah uncertainly says, "A surprise."
:undm_scales_key: :shagerd:
Proud owner of the ten thousandth post.
Frisbee
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Re: Funny stuff thread

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Rixt says, "I must seek a physicker."
Rixt groans.
Rixt heads south, pulling a pine-planked handcart labeled "Rixt 9901".
1 mule follows.
Speaking to a small pile of silver riln, you say, "Be well, then. Recover swiftly."
[FROM Suzy (OOC)]: your language is rich
[TO Suzy (OOC)]: Um?
[FROM Suzy (OOC)]: you spoke to riln. it's a pun
[TO Suzy (OOC)]: Oops I didn't realise
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
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