Funny stuff thread

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Navi
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Navi » Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:48 pm

Klepto to the very end.
A small boulder hurtles toward you!
<<<PLUGINATOR!>>>{'roundtime': 0, 'traveltime': 0, 'exp_bucket': 74, 'morale': 4.25, 'nutrition': 0, 'balance': -2, 'energy_current': 33, 'energy_max': 500, 'encumbrance': 0, 'risk': 0, 'sanity': 100, 'armor_level': 0, 'wound_head': 0, 'wound_neck': 39, 'wound_back': 0, 'wound_chest': 80, 'wound_abdomen': 0, 'wound_right_arm': 0, 'wound_left_arm': 10, 'wound_right_hand': 0, 'wound_left_hand': 0, 'wound_right_leg': 98, 'wound_left_leg': 91, 'wound_right_foot': 28, 'wound_left_foot': 0}<<</PLUGINATOR!>>>

Ranged(d700):359 vs Dodge(d458(-7+[1]x)):154 = 205 (29%)
** The world around you goes black as you fall unconscious!
31 crush damage (left arm)
[Quickpocket! 5 sec. Target: a fjelbeist]
You can't do that while unconscious.
You continue to bleed from your chest, right leg, and left leg.
You can't do that while unconscious.
wander without wanting, thrust into lands unknown. the shadows shift and change, and the worlds with them.
I'm not a soldier but I'm fighting
Can you hear me through the silence?
I won't give up 'cause there will be a day
We'll meet again

rocode
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by rocode » Mon Jun 13, 2022 11:15 am

[#QUESTION] <Rocode> What is a good
riln sink to invest into besides a
horse/cart?
[#QUESTION] <Eugor> A horse.
[#QUESTION] <Serity> A horse.
Thanks guys.

Frisbee
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Long live Mistargetting, Once Again

Post by Frisbee » Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:43 pm

Lionel asks, "Pie?"
Lionel cuts off a slice of his emberberry pie with his copper knife.
Lionel puts a slice of emberberry pie on a square pine table.
Lionel cuts off a slice of his emberberry pie with his copper knife.
You say, "Well, what would you have done, if you were in my place? yes, and thank you."
Lionel puts a slice of emberberry pie on a square pine table.
You remove a copper hinge-piece from in a pine toolshed (open).

rocode
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by rocode » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:01 pm

A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin just arrived.

An assistant introduces a plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin to [Redacted] for medical treatment.

[Redacted] tends a plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin's right foot wound with some thick gray
unguent.

A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin lies down on a thick canvas cot.

A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin thanks [Redacted] for medical treatment and pays [Redacted] some riln.

A plump hazel-eyed man with olive skin left.
Now that is some fast service!

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Teri
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Teri » Thu Jun 16, 2022 1:52 am

I laughed stupidly

[ESP-GRAY]: An orange-red entity says, "Lounging about the estate, communing with the hens."

Hreidun leans sideways on a rough-carved pine bench with a yawn before startling aware, blinking at
Pigeon's words.

Speaking to you, Zaeed jokes, "We're hens, now."


Pigeon grins at Zaeed.


You slowly say, "No, I'm the fox."


You grin slowly.


You remove an exquisite enigmatic vulpine mask from the thick leather back-pouch (open) you are
wearing.


Zaeed laughs!

You put an exquisite enigmatic vulpine mask on your head.


Pigeon says, "Hee. Fox among the pigeons."
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time

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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Frisbee » Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:22 am

My turn to laugh stupidly.
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Gorth
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Gorth » Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:01 pm

Sometimes they just don't work out well for you. The ball was too much for his brain:
?Hreidun? tosses a copper oval leather ball to Ursun.
A spectacular catch!
Ursun gets up off a knitted fine lily-white wool blanket.
::EMOTE:: Maya tries to bounce an oval leather ball. Considering it's both oval and on sand, it really doesn't work well. At all. She loses it.
Ursun tosses a copper oval leather ball up in the air and catches it again.
You drop an oval leather ball.
Ursun tosses a copper oval leather ball up in the air and catches it again.
[TO Ursun (OOC)]: Syntax is toss right to <target>
Ursun drools.
Ursun grunts.
=======
We've all made selfish bad decisions
We've all tried dishing out the blame
Convinced ourselves of our own actions
My problem is I'll never change.

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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Navi » Tue Jun 21, 2022 1:10 pm

@Serity
i fed two of tarueka's rooms into openAI (just outside the farmhouse, and just inside the farmhouse) and then typed go east and it spit this up [Tarueka Farmhouse, Kitchen] (InUr) Sweltering hot The kitchen is in complete disarray. Cabinets are overturned, drawers are hanging out, and the floor is littered with broken dishes. The only thing that remains intact is the large stove in the corner. The area is mostly quiet. The area is warmed by some steamstalk fungal mounds. You also notice some steamstalk fungal mounds. Obvious exits: west, out. (for comparison, the actual kitchen is 1n1w and has a desc of Kitchen cupboards have been left open and stripped completely bare. The countertops are covered in grime and claw marks. Overall, it looks like the place is quite the fixer-upper.) we've entered the era of AI-generated mud areas. if rias just added this to the game i don't think i would even know it was made by a robot (edited)
tulpa Today at 3:06 PM
'Quite the fixer-upper' is vile phrasing. I have no wish to play a MUD with estate agent lingo in the descs
3:06 PM
Nice try, Mister Ay Eye
Serity Today at 3:07 PM
fixer-upper is the actual game
tulpa Today at 3:07 PM
Oh, kill it. Burn it with fire!
Serity Today at 3:07 PM
it already was, it's tarueka (edited)
Eugor Today at 3:07 PM
This should go in the For Humor board LOL
wander without wanting, thrust into lands unknown. the shadows shift and change, and the worlds with them.
I'm not a soldier but I'm fighting
Can you hear me through the silence?
I won't give up 'cause there will be a day
We'll meet again

Wish
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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Wish » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:31 pm

Remilia notes, "And She's holding my vambraces hostage. This is now a hostage situation."

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Teri
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Who ya gonna call?

Post by Teri » Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:16 pm

Ursun: Aphraen is Prime Immortal. Like Rias says, Moon God needs more love
Marcuson: Aphraen is just a Warrior doing their thing. Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?
Ursun: This man just called a Prime Immortal a Ghost Buster
Terimort: Nethrim and spooky eldritch stuff sorta counts as ghosts
Ursun This man just called a Prime Immortal a Ghost Buster
Marcuson: BUT HE IS!
Marcuson: Don't tell Rias I said this!

(I immediately responded with I was going to share this when I got the chance.)
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time

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