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He Gets Me!

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Hamund arrives from the northeast, riding a sturdy black mule.
You wave at Hamund.
Hamund glances at you.
You squint at Hamund.
Hamund nods to you.
You beam happily at Hamund!
Hamund heads south, riding a sturdy black mule.
You giggle!
I'm weird, alright?
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Fishing is Broken and I Have No Issue With It

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You arc the tip of your fishing rod up and behind you, then cast your line into the water in hopes of feeling a nibble soon.
Your fishing rod is suddenly pulled forward! Try and pull in your catch!
You struggle against your catch in an attempt to reel it in! Roll(d125):66 vs Def(d140):127 = -61 (-48%)
You briefly see a yellow-finned broadhead glaurfish (9 inches) break the surface of the water as it struggles to escape!
** You successfully reel in your catch, revealing it to be a yellow-finned broadhead glaurfish (9 inches)! **
You carefully examine a yellow-finned broadhead glaurfish (9 inches) that you are holding ...
A fish with a body wider than it is tall and a perpetual frown on its broad face.
It is a small item.
It could be wielded in melee combat as a improvised-class weapon with one hand, and would give you negligible reach.
It would require little effort to swing.
You would not be able to parry with it.
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I walked into a location and was searching while hidden, and another stealthy character walked in just after and spotted me. I searched, spotted them and they went to stalk me the same moment and I spotted them moving closer. I giggled, they snickered.
Oh no, looks like I might die as I have lived. In the wrong place at the wrong time
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Bad vibes for Baako this upcoming week. I spoke too soon about her never swiping at Baako. I'm sorry oh RNG gods, bad things are coming!

You pet Mittens.
Mittens swipes at the hand petting her.

You snort.

Mittens sits and begins licking her fur.

You poke your finger at Mittens.

You say, "You're a jerk, but that's fine."
I'm Not Accepting Surrenders At This Time. I Want You To Know Failure, Utter Defeat, And That It Is I Who Delivers It Crashing Down Upon You.
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The Game is Listening!

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::SAY:: Speaking to you, ?Hreidun? quietly says (muffled by a mask), "This is much more pleasant than stewing in silence and spooky sounds."
You hear a faint echo like the scratching or scraping of stone, unable to determine which direction it came from.
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The social targeted the horse still, but amusing it did a sympathetic nod and targeted both
nod sym
You give Symphony a sympathetic nod.
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I was looking over some logs from a battle yesterday and suddenly....

Bianca follows up with an attack of her own!
Bianca thrusts at an *enemy* with her steel rapier!

Ursun shouts, "BEAR!"

Faye jabs at an *enemy* with her iron stiletto!
blocked!
(removed rolls and enemy names)
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You say, "The best of luck on your cult -- Efforts, then. I would offer to join, but I don't know that I stand a chance. Not without a human wall in front of me."
Remilia rubs her chin thoughtfully.
Remilia takes off a ridgeleather kite shield emblazoned with a flaming torch.
Remilia swaps a large straight aspen branch (bundled:12) to her left hand and a ridgeleather kite shield emblazoned with a flaming torch to her right hand.
Speaking to you, Remilia says, "Swing."
You ask, "Mm?"
Remilia smacks a ridgeleather kite shield emblazoned with a flaming torch.
You say, "I'm... Not good at punching. Better at... Hanging back and nailing things straight through."
Speaking to you, Remilia asks, "Do you have anything to throw?"
You say, "I can throw a javelin, but I wouldn't like to harm you, if possible."
Remilia swaps a ridgeleather kite shield emblazoned with a flaming torch to her left hand and a large straight aspen branch (bundled:12) to her right hand.
Remilia offers to give you a bronze knife (keen-edged).
You may accept or decline the offer.
You ask, "Wouldn't that hurt?"
Speaking to you, Remilia says, "Not nearly as dangerous as a javelin."
You accept Remilia's offer and are now holding a bronze knife (keen-edged).
You ask, "What's the purpose of this?"
Speaking to you, Remilia says, "If you can manage to hit me then you can manage if I'm your wall."
You chuckle.
You say, "I will try not to hit your vitals."
You are now aiming for the left leg when attacking. As a result, you will experience an extra second of roundtime when making applicable attacks.
You may type aim stop at any time to stop aiming your attacks.
You inhale sharply.
>hurl re
You hurl a bronze knife (keen-edged) at a rust-red chicken! Ranged(d370):196 vs Dodge(d103):63 = 133 (35%)
38 pierce damage (body)
Piercing strike through the back and into the front. Shish-ka-chicken. *mortal*
A rust-red chicken has been defeated.
(energy -5)
You say, "Oh..."
You gather the following ammo and put it into your embroidered white rimeveil backpack (open):
a bronze knife (keen-edged)
Remilia stares.
You feel fully rested.
Artus gasps!
You say, "What..."
Artus asks, "The hell?"
Artus asks, "Did you just...do that?"
You squint.
You say, "I did not mean to."
You stare at the corpse of a rust-red chicken.
[FROM Remilia (OOC)]: Well this just got interesting
Stop putting watermellons into the first thing you see that looks like it can hold a watermellon. It is most rude, because you'll only make them feel like they don't belong.
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Roen arrives.
Roen has a few words with a heavily-armored assistant.
::EMOTE:: Maya looks like she wants to ask Roen a question.
::EMOTE:: Roen looks like he wants to answer your question.
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Roen and Florenza (smells of honey).

You sniff.

Ursun furrows his brows, sniffing the air.

Florenza glances around the area.

You sniff at Florenza.

You glance at Florenza.

Florenza glances at Roen.

"I see," Roen says to himself, leading Florenza away at haste
Wut?
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