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Funny stuff thread

Post by ThresherAle » Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:52 pm

A very tall hulking adult man with fair skin says (muffled by a helmet), "Seems you are challenged little these days with what I can bring you."

You say, "What I get for bein so good."

You lament, "It's a curse."

A very tall hulking adult man with fair skin lets out a quiet snort of amusement.

You sense you don't have a prayer of opening the lock on a beaten larch lockbox, so you stop picking.

You glance up.
A black entity asks, "What goal is that?"
A sunset-orange entity says, "Gettin you to take a bath."
A black entity says, "I look forward to one of these boxes blowing up in your face."

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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by Lexx416 » Sat Nov 07, 2020 2:36 pm

[ESP-GRAY]: A black entity says (muffled), "Hmph."
[ESP-GRAY]: A boysenberry entity asks, "Hrm?"
[ESP-GRAY]: A black entity says (muffled), "Yes."
[ESP-GRAY]: A boysenberry entity says, "Hrm."
[ESP-GRAY]: A dusk-blue entity asks, "Hmm?"
[ESP-GRAY]: A boysenberry entity asks, "Hrmmm?"
[ESP-GRAY]: A golden entity says, "Mmmh."
[ESP-GRAY]: A dusk-blue entity says, "Alrighty then."
"You hear the Woses, the Wild Men of the Woods... Remnants of an older time they be, living few and secretly, wild and wary as beasts."

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Re: Funny stuff thread

Post by nobody » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:36 am

cogg wrote: [NPC] says, "Poor Evergreen Graveyard is completely corrupted by nether-taint. Dead never get their sleep, but I occasionally head over there with a couple flintlocks and some iron shot to try and help 'em get at least a few moments of rest before they rise up again."

> ask [NPC] about flintlocks
[NPC] doesn't seem too interested in talking about that.

> ask [NPC] about gun powder
[NPC] doesn't seem too interested in talking about that.
Dang, seems Rias already got to them :lol:

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